Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone?
what if on Friday while the world is burning, all the radiation in our blogger bodies from sitting in front of the computer creates a force field that protects us and we become the new rulers of the overworld
bite the pillow, i’m going in dry
And this is why lube is important ladies and gentleman.
it’s a train and a tunnel
no one ever asks me personal stuff like aren’t you at least curious about what i look like or something what if i’m bruno mars
MOTHERFUCKING CUTTLEFISH ARE SO FUCKING CUTE
LOOK IT’S A BABY SO CUTE
THIS ONE IS PRETENDING TO BE A PLANT AND WINNING SO HARD
Winter is putting footsteps in the meadow