bwusagi:

British fish.

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

akanedee:

what if on Friday while the world is burning, all the radiation in our blogger bodies from sitting in front of the computer creates a force field that protects us and we become the new rulers of the overworld

the-fat-hero:

simonthescribe:

skrill-cosby:

pinkieskye:

spiderandthefly:

no lube

ow

bite the pillow, i’m going in dry

And this is why lube is important ladies and gentleman.

it’s a train and a tunnel

childblacksmithxpoisonwolf:

did-you-kno:

Source

AW SHIT

mudblood-prince:

egberts:

what will eight cans of soda do

grant you immortality

no one ever asks me personal stuff like aren’t you at least curious about what i look like or something what if i’m bruno mars

ccmadscientist:

MOTHERFUCKING CUTTLEFISH ARE SO FUCKING CUTE

LOOK IT’S A BABY SO CUTE

THIS ONE IS PRETENDING TO BE A PLANT AND WINNING SO HARD

MOTHER

FUCKING

CUTTLEFISH

montreal-photos:

Winter is putting footsteps in the meadow